Gathering from my wit's end

Let me get this straight...Allen Iverson is back with the Sixers?...I see many upcoming handicapped parking space violations in the near future...I hope they are ready at the Bala Cynwyd Houlihan's, too...Bigger, better news is Placido Polanco is back with the Phillies...Worst Ed Wade trade ever, now reversed (kind of)...Talk about a world turned upside-down, though -- Chris Coste on the Mets? Yeesh...Tiger Woods cheated on his wife? Is nothing sacred?...If you put Karen Allen, Sally Field, Debra Winger and Brooke Adams in the one room today, could you figure out which one was which?